Ways to describe your erection?

Found this in the "The Star" today, and I found it quite funny. LOL

“Level one is like TOFU (totally LOL) where the male organ is large but not hard,

level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration,

level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely, and

level four is similar to a cucumber (double LOL) where it’s completely hard and fully rigid,”

What level are you?

p/s - Malaysians not so HOT in bedroom

Valentine

Hey there people...looks like I didn't update this blog for some time already. Well, I'm busy (extra) lately, so forgive me.

Well, today is valentine's and since I'm still single, I celebrate "Single Awareness Day" with my dates? LOL.. It was a threesome date actually. I started my valentine's yesterday night with supper in KFC with Edwin (we purchased McDonalds but ate it in KFC)..how ironic can it be? And we had video conference with Ju in KFC..>.<..(super excited valentine)

In the morning, Ed called me when I was sleeping and woke me up to go to school..=.="..then we went to school and...

MY SCHOOL CHANGED ALOT..including the principle..(hurray)

Met few teachers and friends (and the band of course) and off we go to celebrate our "Freedom Winner's Day" aka valentine for singles..LOL..I even got valentine gifts from my dates..Ju gave me a box of chocolates and Ed treat me lunch and movie. First stop was Sunway Carnival for a movie..hehe..Pink Panther was a funny tho. After that we went shopping (Ju did the shopping, we just followed her..Ed was busy cam whoring cause he said Kampar no big mirrors..)After that met Vernn at Switch, chatted with her awhile and then off to "eat hand" aka makan tangan..LOL..

Thanks Ed for the treat, then I went back home and forced Ed and Ju sit with me giving weird excuses to my mum so that I could go out again..Finally my mum was convienced by Ju's weird reason to bring me out..haha..then we dropped Ed in his house awhile and we went to spy on Debbie's date? It's so fun spying on people..lolx..I and Ju walked up and down Victoria Station just to spy on Debbie and we had to hide behind a car so that Gooi won't see us..(that's really weak)..after had enough of spying, I got Ju a valentine rose..

VALENTINE ROSE!!!

okays..it's my first time giving a rose to a girl on valentine's

BE PROUD JU!!

after that fetched Ed from his house and I drove myself back home in Ju's LANCER...woohoo

in short..best valentine =)