Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Ways to describe your erection?

Found this in the "The Star" today, and I found it quite funny. LOL

Level one is like TOFU (totally LOL) where the male organ is large but not hard,

level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration,

level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely, and

level four is similar to a cucumber (double LOL) where it’s completely hard and fully rigid,”

What level are you?

p/s - Malaysians not so HOT in bedroom

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

hello tofu.. on second thought.. hi bean.

Jazz said...

LMAO!!!! ROFLOL! swt r u too free? haha
ey u should have stated which one r u.. lol... maybe cute st.anns guy reads ur blog? xp

Irwin said...

JESSICA..I AIN'T FREAKING GAY...ISH U

Anonymous said...

liar irwin.. i cant forget the day when i accidentally spotted u in dat hotel room wif an older guy only in underwear while i was walking towards my room wif my gf..

dun worry.. dun be scared to show yourself.. u r hu u r.. thts wad makes the world unique, right? =)

Anonymous said...

OMG here didnt hv my level.
when me erect, it can use to play drum .... what lv it is ?

Anonymous said...

That level is drumstick.

Anonymous said...

OHMEGAWD
nice post lol =)

ju! said...

oh god!!!!
such thing...

Esther Keun said...

omg nasty !