Ways to describe your erection?

Found this in the "The Star" today, and I found it quite funny. LOL

“Level one is like TOFU (totally LOL) where the male organ is large but not hard,

level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration,

level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely, and

level four is similar to a cucumber (double LOL) where it’s completely hard and fully rigid,”

What level are you?

p/s - Malaysians not so HOT in bedroom

Valentine

Hey there people...looks like I didn't update this blog for some time already. Well, I'm busy (extra) lately, so forgive me.

Well, today is valentine's and since I'm still single, I celebrate "Single Awareness Day" with my dates? LOL.. It was a threesome date actually. I started my valentine's yesterday night with supper in KFC with Edwin (we purchased McDonalds but ate it in KFC)..how ironic can it be? And we had video conference with Ju in KFC..>.<..(super excited valentine)

In the morning, Ed called me when I was sleeping and woke me up to go to school..=.="..then we went to school and...

MY SCHOOL CHANGED ALOT..including the principle..(hurray)

Met few teachers and friends (and the band of course) and off we go to celebrate our "Freedom Winner's Day" aka valentine for singles..LOL..I even got valentine gifts from my dates..Ju gave me a box of chocolates and Ed treat me lunch and movie. First stop was Sunway Carnival for a movie..hehe..Pink Panther was a funny tho. After that we went shopping (Ju did the shopping, we just followed her..Ed was busy cam whoring cause he said Kampar no big mirrors..)After that met Vernn at Switch, chatted with her awhile and then off to "eat hand" aka makan tangan..LOL..

Thanks Ed for the treat, then I went back home and forced Ed and Ju sit with me giving weird excuses to my mum so that I could go out again..Finally my mum was convienced by Ju's weird reason to bring me out..haha..then we dropped Ed in his house awhile and we went to spy on Debbie's date? It's so fun spying on people..lolx..I and Ju walked up and down Victoria Station just to spy on Debbie and we had to hide behind a car so that Gooi won't see us..(that's really weak)..after had enough of spying, I got Ju a valentine rose..

VALENTINE ROSE!!!

okays..it's my first time giving a rose to a girl on valentine's

BE PROUD JU!!

after that fetched Ed from his house and I drove myself back home in Ju's LANCER...woohoo

in short..best valentine =)

"Spotted" question for SPM

Why does Malaysian Prime Minister so kepoh about war in Middle East? And seem to be very active in United Nations?

A. He wants to add another few pages about him being active internationally especially in UN and ASEAN in our history textbook.

B. He owns few oil rig and other properties in the Middle East.

C. To show " Kerajaan Pusat Malaysia Prihatin"

D. He ran out of issues to debate in the parliment.

That's what I call a "catwalk"

p/s - I hope I don't get arrested under ISA for posting this up

New Year's update

Good bye 2008, Hello 2009. Goodbye week 1 of 2009 and hello week 2 of 2009. This shows I did not update my blog quite a long time already. Practically nothing much happened for the past few weeks except “Merry X’mas” and “Happy New Year”. And to much delight, 2009 is quite a good year for me in the beginning (I guess).

So talking about the first week of college, the timetable is awesome except on Wednesday. Disted has put me in Physics Lab 1 which means I will have 2 hours of class on Wednesday and another 2 hours of class for Pure Maths on Thursday. IT IS FREAKING TIRING! I’m so going to beg my lecturer to change my physics lab to be on Thursday so that I won’t have to see that Disted building on Wednesdays. WEEHOOO...

The I ponteng-ed 2 classes in the first week, one was Jun Kee’s class which I hate the most, then was Mr Chuah’s class because I had dental appointment. (Talking about dental)

*points below*.

now you don't see it

now you do..

And the second time I entered Mr Chuah’s class; he gave me the most sarcastic welcome...zzz (as usual).

This week was Chan Joo Ling’s birthday, went to a kampong style house to BBQ and celebrated her birthday. Meet her friends and they were pretty cool especially “peanut”...LOL (I have no idea why Babi calls him peanut but he seems to be a nice guy) then was Vernn’s, Lina’s and Debbie’s friend syada (I guess correct spelling). In short the party was awesome.

Then on Saturday was Thivya’s birthday. I have no idea about her celebration, just chatted over the phone awhile. Other birthday babies were

Sunny (8/1/09)

Veanu (9/1/09)

Chew (9/1/09) (that’s all I guess, sorry if I missed out any)

I should be studying right now, but it’s okay to chill awhile I guess. And important announcement people!

I will not be online so often because I need on concentrate more on my studies this semester. And I’m looking forward for the trial-run of Penang’s Free WIFI programme. My area is chosen to be in the trial list. I hope no idiot will send objection letters to the government to stop the trial-run in my area. If the trial-run is on, I might be online 24/5...=P (but of course away most of the time)

I think I should stop here. I’m pretty tired cause of the parting for the past few days. Need to check on my revision and get to bed.

Nitey Nite.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

p/s - you are 19 now!

WISH all my BitCheS...

Happy neW Year!!

p/s - what i want for new year will be next !

Growing old

well..few symptoms of getting old and "i don't know what"

1) I hate to bathe at night and too lazy to bathe in the day

2) I didn't wear any underwear for the past 3 days

3) I am having insomnia at nite (its already 2.25 a.m.)

4) Everyone think my hairstyle is a big no-no

5) I am thinking too much about the future

6) I don't like to spend my parents money and instead I spend my own money

7) I am thinking how to go through the college life for another 6 months

8) So little time to do lots of stuff

9) I am being plain mean

10) I am so attractive to babies..=.="

what is wrong with me? HELP ME!!!