Patty's Bday

So it was Patrick's Birthday on thursday so we went out celebrate it...well kinda celebration..met up with him around 3.3o like that go eat secret recipe..Jessica came along too..well..Secret recipe sucks!!! I repeat SUCKS..hee jac I think I know a shop which got better cakes..will buy you that..lolx..Whatever I order also dun have..and that waiter pronounced brownies as browsies..zzz...then makan makan ..we drove over to the BEACH!!!

Beach was kinda empty..very few people only..Jazz was busying dating on the phone..Patrick was eating his cake alone and I was doing nothing? Lolx...well that is not what is the purpose of going out..zzz..so I made the balling rolling..hehe..and we had super fun on the beach..Then we met a dog..First we called him Patrick..(I mean the dog)..soon after we found out that is a female dog..we named it Jessica..I think the dog likes the name Jessica..zzz..but somehow..we changed the name again to Bitch..well it is true that it is a bitch..the real bitch..lolx

Sorry guys I got alot of nice photos of the dog and jessica..both jessica(S) I mean..but then my handphone dunno where d..so pray that I find back my phone..lolx..then we balik gurney go hawker food..and the char kuey teow sucked..haha..then balik d..

had a fun day with patty n jessica...more to come..=)

~~pop corn bitch~~

pat and jess

~~~preview of when jess gets retard~~~

lastly wishing patty pitty petty putty potty a happy birthday..old donkey..

Lala-ness

Okies..pure random update

1) feel sick
2) no money
3) never study
4) skipped classes
5) met new friend..wendeeeeeee!!!! lolx..
6) look fatter but then lost weight..(I dunno how it happens)
7) consumed a high amount of nescafe
8) not ready for exams
9) results for trial was so so..with Bs
10) I hate the ding dong bell in the temple opposite my house
11) Currently trying to enjoy life..
12) Chui Seng came back today to penang!!! *hop hop hop, jump jump jump. say hurray*
13) Fri can meet my old friends in AC..plans by debbie n me =)
14) Sat got college..clueless how to go back home
15) Going into isolation and nerdy mood
16 ) It's about the time..

that is so random-ness..will be back in full force after exam

mwaxx

A New Post..

okies...started back crapping in blogspot like I use to do last time..Practically coming back to blogspot.com reminds me how I have changed compared to the past 3 months? Erhmm..yeah..since I started college..

Seriously speaking, I don't really like this kind of lifestlye which I am living for the past 3 months, It is like something in jail? College, back home, eat, online, curse the book a few times and to bed...the next morning and it starts back..Feel like so duh..(Not as if I am a party guy before this, but school life and staying in your parents house is totally different), now staying alone is kinda very lonely when your only source to meet your friends is ONline?..

But I am not gonna bitch about it, I think I gotta do some reformation to my daily schedule, last time I will be dying to go to Penang so I can go hiking and jogging, but now I am staying right at the hill foot, and yet I feel extra lazy to go there..I need to change..

Slept at 3 something last nite, and was kinda mad at myself, I did something that I promised I would not do for sometime, and yet I did it..and promise to replace another 3 days for that mistake? Dei macha, no such thing as replacing for mistakes done..*I'm sorry*.. I will do something good for the coming weeks..and the first good thing I need to do is get my ass to church..I ponteng church for sometime already..keke..*unholy*

And last week trial was a total disaster.. I would have burst into flames.. but thanks to Vimal, Thivya and my gdbro..kept me in sanity..phew..It was a total last minute thing *I swear* even for SpM, I was kinda ready for it..more like ready with the tips rather than studying the book..*lucky enough*..I just "can't wait" for the results..OM gosh ppl are gonna like look down on me..failing most of the subjects..*i think*...cause most people in college see me as an anti-social, and super geek..(hey ppl!! I'm not geek), but who cares what they think, as if they talk to me and like close to me..nah..I will be off in few months time, not need to waste torturing my soul to feel guilty over what you guys think about me..(but then at least a get good name lar..keke)

I am practically looking forward for the sem break this coming oct, nov and dec. It is like season of joy to me. Can't wait to get back home but then my mum is like ey why don't u stay in Penang, help out both your gparents (she mean her mother and father and dad's mother and father)..and help out is more like becoming a Personal Assistant and Driver.. I mean..hey I need a break oki? anyway, that is not gonna be a big problem for me..If I ter-paksa stay there..I will be out for some part time job..as I already becoming papa kedana..and if I'm back in Perai, we can go kai kai the whole month..

I think I will just cut my crap here.. and important announcement, since I am free during sem break.. anyone interested to be my full time date? Make sure you are free 24/7 to spend time with me..and not lazy to reply my sms and call..and most important thing, be nice to me..cause I am really gonna be nice to you since I am lonely..

Benefits..
i. have me as your full time date to almost anywhere
ii. worth you time being with me compared group gathering cause it is freaking hard to get a group to be to together
iii. I will be a top class gentleman..(sometimes not) but seriously I won't piss you off as long you don't piss me off (mutual understanding k)
iv. your holidays is not wasted doing something stupid
v. your are just simply lucky to have me [okay cut this..over the limit =)]

5 reasons not to have a girlfriend

lolx..just coming up with some post so this blog won't be that dead..so not gonna crap..

1st- privacy? no more..
> yeah..it is true when you have a girlfriend, your private time to yourself is either reduced or completely.. every single moment there will be a soul bugging and nagging you.."what are you doing?", "i miss you", "have you eaten?", "sayang, bathe already ar?"..but the difference is when our parents tell the same, we call it crap or old people nagging, but when your girlfriend does it, wow..it make me go wooo..

2nd - u spend your money? no!!! its your parent's money
> easiest way to waste your parents money... send sms as u like
bf: ey gf, I'm gonna eat, have you eaten?
gf: hey bf, not gonna eat for 2 days..u said I look fat remember
bf: no lar sayang...u look hot..
gf: isit?
bf: yeah..

3rd - You will become anti-social
> you will either neglect your friend just to be with your gf or you gotta mix with the friends of your gf and kiss goodbye to your friends whom you gf hates..man..wat is the point of having your own space and social circle when u give up just to be with a person? to me..not worth it

4th- you are no longer lonely, but there is a love"parasite"sticking on ur body 24/7

> you get a gf cause you are lonely, and when you are "in love" your gf will be watching over you like an eagle and put you under her wing..not to say gf r bad..but hey..it is our human nature and gesture, we will be protective over our closed ones..and not forgetting jealousy..have u ever seen a guy who has a gf and dare to touch another girl in front of his gf? 95% don't but some itchy human does..but when u are single..who care if you are gonna touch 2 girls at once..(maybe your mother will)..but in some case..like the 1 main kayu tiga..haha..i got something to share..(this was live on fly.fm)

DJ- hey man, how ya doing..bla bla..

guy- hey ___, i fine lo..i watch movie called ______ veli funi lor..must watch..bla bla

DJ- okay, wat song u want and whom you wanna dedicate this too..

guy - I want this song and dedicated this to my friend who I am dating now..

DJ- o.o your gf-lah..haha

guy- yeah..my gf of 20 years

DJ- that means your wife lar..

guy- no..she is another man's wife...(laugh out so loud)

DJ-zzz..and here we go to the song..(cut him away)

-man..malaysian going public? or shud I say open minded? they seriously do it in the wrong way..malaysianization..

5th- having a gf is a trend? (maybe..)

well ppl, just be diff..break the trend and enjoy ur life like a legendary diva..till then muacks....

Tag by VimalDev

1.The last person to tag you is?
Vimala Devi..lolx..remove the last a and i ..u get his name rite..

2.What relationship of you with him/her?
i. My "twin elder brother"
ii. My school mate of 5 years
iii. My band sec and P.A
iv. My baby bitch
v. Not forgetting..he is my very good friend..

3.Your 5 impression towards him/her?
i. bitch
ii. naughty
iii. good
iv. bad
v. emo (he self proclaim it)

4.The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you.
i. P.A do everthing for me
ii. One of my pillars so I stay stable..lolx

5.The most memorable words that he/she has say to you
i. he never forgets to call me bitch..even when I am not..duh

6.If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
That will never happen..but then if the world goes ding dong..I will
i. teach him how to pole dance
ii. buy him sexy clothes
iii. burn his fat 100%..

7.If he/she becomes your enemy, you will...
well..if that happens i will never forget to piss him off every single day and bug his soul every single moment..

8.If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on..
never happens..lolx

9.If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is
i. I have no reason to hate him unless he pisses me off..

10.The most desirable things to do for him/her is?
i. talk?
ii. talk again?
iii. talk again and again?

11.The overall impression to he/her is..
he is a baby bitch..and no comments

12.How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
some kind of physco on the run.. annoying? i dunno i never heard any1 said good things about me?

13.The character for you for yourself is?
Very super duper quiet, moments of silence is always me (but don't mind me cause I happen to be noise when my friends are around

14.On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
I don't like being a bitch..just because I am straight forward and dun care what others say doesn't mean I am super duper bastard who is not very nice..

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
physical like Nate..lolx (Nate is my idol)..lolx..
mentally..just be myself...

16.For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them.
Thank you alot..=)

17.Ten people to tag:
1) Thivya Lakshmy
2) Patty
3) Jessica
4) Ah Joo (Jolene)
5) Ann Marie
6) FIshY (blup blup)
7) Vern
8) Jac
9) Ash
10) Vimal (he is the 1 who tagged me)

18.Who is number 2 having relationship with?
Someone old = older woman..*no offence*

19.Is number 3 a female or male?
I have no idea..must go for gender examination

20.If number 7 and 10 be together would it be a good thing?
They were "together" in the EXCO board..can't imagine if they were real life couple *close eyes*

21.How about number 5 and 8?
It's A BIG NO..both from different planet

22.What is number 1 studying about?
Studying about SPM..

23.When was the last time you had a chat with them?
1) Yesterday
2) Few hours ago
3) Few days ago
4) Yesterday?
5) Century ago
6) After the exam when I send her to the ferry
7) Few days ago
8) Last fri?
9) Quite sometime already
10) Few hours ago

24.Is number 4 a single?
Desprately single..

25.Say something about number 2.
Patty Petty Pitty Potty Putty..he is Patrick..lolx