5 reasons not to have a girlfriend

lolx..just coming up with some post so this blog won't be that dead..so not gonna crap..

1st- privacy? no more..
> yeah..it is true when you have a girlfriend, your private time to yourself is either reduced or completely.. every single moment there will be a soul bugging and nagging you.."what are you doing?", "i miss you", "have you eaten?", "sayang, bathe already ar?"..but the difference is when our parents tell the same, we call it crap or old people nagging, but when your girlfriend does it, wow..it make me go wooo..

2nd - u spend your money? no!!! its your parent's money
> easiest way to waste your parents money... send sms as u like
bf: ey gf, I'm gonna eat, have you eaten?
gf: hey bf, not gonna eat for 2 days..u said I look fat remember
bf: no lar sayang...u look hot..
gf: isit?
bf: yeah..

3rd - You will become anti-social
> you will either neglect your friend just to be with your gf or you gotta mix with the friends of your gf and kiss goodbye to your friends whom you gf hates..man..wat is the point of having your own space and social circle when u give up just to be with a person? to me..not worth it

4th- you are no longer lonely, but there is a love"parasite"sticking on ur body 24/7

> you get a gf cause you are lonely, and when you are "in love" your gf will be watching over you like an eagle and put you under her wing..not to say gf r bad..but hey..it is our human nature and gesture, we will be protective over our closed ones..and not forgetting jealousy..have u ever seen a guy who has a gf and dare to touch another girl in front of his gf? 95% don't but some itchy human does..but when u are single..who care if you are gonna touch 2 girls at once..(maybe your mother will)..but in some case..like the 1 main kayu tiga..haha..i got something to share..(this was live on fly.fm)

DJ- hey man, how ya doing..bla bla..

guy- hey ___, i fine lo..i watch movie called ______ veli funi lor..must watch..bla bla

DJ- okay, wat song u want and whom you wanna dedicate this too..

guy - I want this song and dedicated this to my friend who I am dating now..

DJ- o.o your gf-lah..haha

guy- yeah..my gf of 20 years

DJ- that means your wife lar..

guy- no..she is another man's wife...(laugh out so loud)

DJ-zzz..and here we go to the song..(cut him away)

-man..malaysian going public? or shud I say open minded? they seriously do it in the wrong way..malaysianization..

5th- having a gf is a trend? (maybe..)

well ppl, just be diff..break the trend and enjoy ur life like a legendary diva..till then muacks....